Clouseau ... Inspector Clouseau ... Inspector Jacques Clouseau white courtesy phone ... Yes friends evil and cunning jewel thieves have made off with the French crown jewels and ain't not about nobody knows how the evil miscreants could have done such a dastardly jewel heist. The EU finds itself in the middle of a high end crime wave that started next door in Spain about last week or so with a 'fabulously famous and valuable' Picasso miniature that turned up vanished into thin air as the Picasso work was headed from Madrid to Granada and that was topic for Saturday. Now come Sunday (this posts on Monday fyi) and holy sun kings o rama ... the French crown jewels are stolen and how in hell could that happen. The French crown jewels were on display at the famously fabulous Louvre Museum in Paris. For absolutely spot on referencing the museum is the "Musee du Louvre" and yes in Paris, France. Well the Musee du Louvre people are a bit put off by such a rude act of theft but the Musee du Louvre folk are at the same time impressed by the audacity of the thieves. A spokeperson or 'le porte-parole' from the Musee du Louvre said, "we are simply shocked that our French heritage and the royal crown jewels would be stolen in such a brazen manner." So it turns out, the Musee du Louvre had those fabulous historically crown jewels on display in a section of the Musee du Louvre that's undergoing a retrofit and upgrade on account of the section where the jewels were ganked from was "crowded, congested, not enough space, smelled of garlic, and the area was hard to secure." The entire la gendarmerie was put off and highly insulted at the Musee du Louvre for their insinuating that "security" wasn't up to French security standards. The French coppers said " hey, we weren't in charge over there and we tried to tell the stuffy Musee people they were asking for trouble but they would not listen to what we had to say so ... the Musee people can get stuffed." On an unrelated note, America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is on his way to Hungary and possibly the prick made a side trip unannounced to Paris to pick up some hot ice AND we shouldn't forget the musk is establishing his bullshit in the UK and musk is prime suspect numero uno for the ganked Picasso. It really does tickle my shit to no end that the uppity and damn stuffy Euros are making crime headlines and with the U.S. celebrating 'no kings day' well, sauce for a goose as Mr. Spock would say. Now for Monday machine art.

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A tiny Picasso painting reportedly worth a bucket full of bucks has "mysteriously" vanished and no one knows a dang thing about it. The painting was being shipped from Madrid, Spain to Granada, Spain by truck and allegedly ... no one knows how the missing Picasso could have simply vanished into thin air. Drivers of the truck delivering the Picasso work know nothing. They saw nothing AND "they didn't do it." Sure sure ... that's what's always said in cases such as this one. The Picasso work is titled, "Naturaleza muerta con guitarra" or to put that into some American we dolts on the left side of the pond, can comprehendo ... 'Still Life with Guitar'. The Picasso painting is an itsy bitsy tiny little work measuring 12.7cm X 9.8cm and not being any dang good with the metric system, that's roughly about 9 X 5 inches. I think ...  really think that the painting's size is only important in that it would fit quite easily into someone's pocket and walk off into that someone's retirement fund. The Picasso is worth about 600,000.00 Euros and hold on while I check the old currency converter dealy ... is worth about $700,000.00 dollars USD and that's a fair amount of pricey Picasso. So ... Spain's Policia Nacional is at this very moment in art heist history, grilling (questioning) anyone even remotely connected to the heist and the downside to this little caper is that the Picasso was on loan from a "private collector" and private collector is cheesed off like you wouldn't believe. Private collector is putting the squeeze on the Policia and the Policia is using arcane policing measures to find out who snatched the tiny Picasso. It's been reported that Spain's Policia is pulling fingernails out of suspects fingers, attaching battery electrodes to suspects genitals, AND even resorting to waterboarding because ... Policia wants answers and the thief or thieves caught and damn quick like. So IF Spain's Policia Nacional were to ask what I think about how such a masterful heist could have been pulled off, I'd tell the Policia to look no further than Elon musk. Musk has more goddamn money than Midas could have possibly dreamed of and I'm willing to bet that right this very minute Musk is gazing lustily at his newly acquired Picasso as it sits beside his nightstand in anyone of the numerous mansions Musk owns outright. So there you go Policia Nacional ... case solved. No need to thank me just tune in for Sunday machine art.

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 Another week down and it's weekend. Footbowl shall reign prominently on televisions all across our bitterly divided America. Saturday is 'No Kings Day' just about everywhere across these amber waves of grain and if you attend a protest just remember to mind your manners and be respectful. The ICE gestapo will not be so kind as to play nice and be respectfully. The unAmerican and ruthlessly savage noem's piggy boys will be butch and slam old women and children to the ground, hogtie resistors, taser small children, and whatever goddamned ugly bullshit stephy miller has planned for meeting protest. Yeah, stephy miller is calling all the ICE antics and pig brutality so it's almost more than can be expected to play nice with terrorist attackers. ICE attackers and not protesters. It can be expected there will be agent provocateurs in the throngs of protesters but handle the belligerent fuckers politely and with respect. Respect should almost always be deserved but in this instance, ignore protocol and be respectful just for the sport of it. The protests should be a real laugh riot and that is not meant as a descriptive. America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is off to Europe so's he can meet with his liege lord Putin. People really didn't think that trumpf was capable of independent cruelty ... did they? Putin has been pulling trumpf's strings for a very long while now and trumpf does as he is told so Putin won't release the tapes that Putin has of trumpf being peed on by Russians hookers. Golden showers is a perfectly harmless sport among consenting adults ... trumpf would be neither of those. You know ... harmless and/or consenting. Trumpf has a rudimentary grasp of the English language at best so it is doubtful that trumpf would understand what consenting actually means by strict definition using Merriam-Webster standards. So weekend it is and now for Saturday machine art. Play nice children and don't be provocative or ... well, play nice.

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 Yes it is Friday and yes, we do still have a nation ... sort of. Although we don't have a functioning federal government, it's not like we ever did, we do still have to pay federal taxes. Although not even professional guys that profess to know all manner of shit about government, taxes owed as opposed to taxes paid, will concede that they can't figure out what the fuck is going on with our government. Of course Amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf will prattle on deranged per usual as everyone already knows how much work it takes to bring an end to seven wars in six days. On the seventh day trumpf went to play golf at one of his swank yet missing restrooms golf dealies. Orange adolf was hard pressed to name even one of those "professed" wars he brought to a climax ... trumpf was heard to say that he was getting a migraine and had to go lay down. That was all part and parcel with his lay down with daddy/daughter memorial for Jeffrey Epstein. I mean ... if Vanka was your daughter ... well ... you might be tempted to think about it. Ms Kushner is easy on the eye and that's fact. Icky fact but ... factoid? I think Ivanka uses her husband's surname. Hmmm, I'd better google that and be certain ... hang tough for a second or so ... no she does NOT. The 'vanka' uses the trumpf surname personally AND professionally. I'm not certain what the hell the 'vanka' does to use a "professional" designation. Hmmm, is being a trumpf a profession? I suppose it would be for daddy but then daddy uses an exceedingly large number of monikers. You know like rapist, seditionist, traitor, treacherous scum with villainy overtones, pedophile and Jeffrey Epstein bestie, 34 counts convicted felonies and more in the offing, and my personal favorite for trumpf ... asshole. So there you go for a Friday and I certainly will not forget Friday machine art. That is after all what this entire prattling stream of recurring bullshit is all about and for. 

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 I have diabetes. Type II diabetes to be clinically accurate. I take several different pharmaceuticals and I take/use the Ozempic which is currently all the rave on account of the pharma will aid in losing weight. You know, that ugly as hell body fat that sags around the waistline and ass ... so ozempic was I do believe, intended for the treatment of diabetes type II and the stuff works wonders. HOWEVER the old ozempic is damn pricey and for those of us seniors that are held to Social Security/Medicare standards of a monthly pittance, well, being able to afford the ozem is a maybe/maybe not sort of scenario. So ... Novo Nordisk (maker of ozempic) had a Patient Assistance Program that made it so we/I could get my ozempic for nada. Well that is going to end come January 1, 2026. The termination of Novo's PAP begins on January 1 of year next and there's not a damn thing can be done about all that now. All of America's senior citizens will experience an entirely new Medicare and the signs of what's to come are taking effect. You see, October 15, 2025 begins open season on all the Medicare Advantage plans that are highly advertised all over the media frontier and so I received the opening salvo today (yesterday) which just so happened to be October 15, 2025 and I did have my suspicions but the actual speed of delivery was just a touch upsetting. Well that's not right ... fucking bullshit pissed me off NO god damned end. This is the beginning to herr trumpf's 'big hugely beautiful bill' that has brought on the closing of federal government; Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's stiff necked opposition to releasing those Epstein Files, Johnson's refusal to swear in a newly elected Democrat member of Congress from Arizona, AND trumpf's firing ALL federal employees which, thanks to one brave federal judge somewhere that disallowed trumpf's insanity to further gut our government, here we are at the threshold of full on civil war and won't that just be one really dang fine time no doubt. This bizarro ride is about to get damnably ugly, violent, frustrating, and where this ends is anyone's guess. So much unnecessary bullshit and I for one am already sick and tired of the being sick and tired scenario that seems to be the only redeeming quality to any and all republicunts. For the record, I have any number of icky dang ailments that are inherent to seniors of my peer group and most of that is karma and the body's way of paying you back for all the really stupid shit you did as a younger way younger person than you are at present. So there it is for now. Time for Thursday machine art. 

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 Time magazine used a photo of our orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf as the magazine's cover for November 10, 2025 and der lederhoser went straight up nuts. These days just about any dang whatever will send der lederhoser nuts. The Time cover is a fairly bland approach that shows our world trumpf's gobbler. You know, gobbler is that saggy baggy looking dealy that old folk and any number of non-botoxed celebrities sport as the aging biologic dehumanizing process catches up with everyone. Turkeys sport a gobbler and that's the saggy baggy looking dealy hanging from the lower beak of any turkey both domestic and/or wild. So when a trumpf der lederhoser is sporting one ... well ... no one is supposed to notice or say more than about not shit. I am not one of those. The Time magazine cover for November 10, 2025 is spot on and quite useful in trying to come to terms with whatever deranged whimpering is coming from prezdent shitzispants. Yes trumpf shit his pants out on one of his golf courses and seems to me had trumpfer bothered to plant a couple of restrooms in various locales in and around his ridiculous golf courses the stupid fuck might not have soiled himself. Time magazine certainly could have gone with the shitzispants photo. Discretion is the better part of valor or so a saying goes. That saying is from one of Shakespeare's more lessor known plays. I didn't know until I googled it. So there you go ... trumpf is ranting about bullshit and no one in America should be surprised. If the asshat hadn't pulled a hissy fit over that cover, well, that would be news. Now for Wednesday machine art and would someone be so kind as to cue the camel.

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 Yes my friends the monster is alive, well, and growing up cultivated and all manner of sciencey stuff like that there. A laboratory in University of Cambridges' Gurdon Institute and that's in the U.K., has managed to grow not just one but several humanish frankenbryos in petri dishes and the little petri freaks seem almost human like in frankenbryionic form and the critters are producing blood cells and that is exactly what elevates this revelation to an altogether unheard of before revelation. Yup the petri dealies are ... alive? This advance is the latest in a rapidly advancing field in which embryo and frankenbryos are created from stem cells without the need for eggs or sperm, opening a window on the earliest stages of human development. AND ... humanity will no longer have to consider, worry, choices, legal settlements, and of course the ever essential doing the jiggy for the procreation drill. Here's what the little petri-creations look like -

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so it won't be too much longer and people will be able to dial up a young'un and pick and choose all the elements for making the perfect example of the 'master race.' can't wait for that ... 😐