Trixie and Katya have a book cover.

UNHhhh . . . Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood—for which Katya “literally wrote haikus about getting your period”—has a cover and a release date: May 5, 2020.

EW revealed the cover today, along with an interview with the RuPaul’s Drag Race alums. What would the ideal outcome be for a woman reading this book, they asked? Trixie answered:

The woman will stand up at the dinner table, look at her children and husband, and loudly voice: “I don’t need this.” She will then move to Ft. Lauderdale and open up a Tex Mex competitor to Hamburger Mary’s: Taco Tina’s. She will inevitably have the place shut down for rats and undocumented kitchen staff, but she will have learned some life lessons along the way.

Buy at your own risk.